Tuesday

The Return of the Electric Chair (Ole Sparky gets his job back)

ACCORDING TO SOME RECENT NEWS REPORTS EXECUTED INMATES HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE METHOD OF THEIR EXECUTION (LETHAL INJECTION).  AS A RESULT MANY STATES ARE CONSIDERING BRINGING BACK LONG TESTED AND PROVEN METHODS OF SENDING CONVICTS ON THEIR FINAL TRIP AT TAXPAYERS EXPENSE.  METHODS SUCH AS: OLE SPARKY (THE ULTIMATE TASER), THE SHORT ROPE FOR THAT TALL TREE, AND THEN OF COURSE THAT ALL TIME FAVORITE (THE FIRING SQUAD).  SOME HAVE CLAIMED, THAT LETHAL INJECTIONS SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR LOWLY DOGS AND CATS AND OTHER SUB-HUMAN SPECIES AND ARE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR HUMAN BEINGS.  SO MANY STATES LEGISLATURES ACROSS THE NATION ARE APPARENTLY BOWING TO THE WILL OF THEIR INMATES ON DEATH ROW AND SEEKING TO UPGRADE THE METHOD USED TO SEND ONE ON HIS FINAL TRIP.  ONE STATE SENATOR WAS HEARD TO COMMENT WE AIM TO PLEASE WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE UNFORTUNATES WHO ARE SITTING ON DEATH ROW ONLY BECAUSE OF THE HEINOUS CRIMES THEY COMMITTED.

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