Dr. Barack Obamastein's Creature has turned on him

DR. BARACK OBAMASTEIN, THE MAD ECCENTRIC COMMUNITY ORGANIZER, HAS CREATED A GROTESQUE CREATURE IN AN UNORTHODOX EXPERIMENT ON THE NATIONS HEALTH CARE SYSTEM.  IN ATTEMPTING TO REANIMATE A FAILED DEAD SYSTEM FROM THE ASH PILE OF HISTORY HE HAS BROKEN THE LAWS OF COMMON SENSE AND INSTEAD OF THE BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF HIS DREAMS HE HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A HIDEOUS MONSTER.  A MONSTER THAT HAS NOW TURNED ON ITS MAKER WITH A TERRIBLE VENGEANCE.