Wednesday

The Absurdity of being a Bolt in a Nutless World

Giving an entirely new meaning to female story of last night's adventure:  

First Girl      "I got me a big cock last nite"!
Second Girl   "MeToo"!

Somehow, I think this gives an entirely new meaning to the 'MeToo' movement.

Say you don't see the hand-writing on the wall?  Well I wouldn't expect that from an old misogynist white fart!

Truth is, it's no longer kosher to say, "I'll screw the light bulb into the socket".  In this Huxleyeon Brave New World we must say, "Let's screw the socket into the light bulb"!  Get use to it guys we're  becoming obsolete---like a bolt without a nut.  Really, a recent report by the United Nations, confirmed the quantity of sperm in the world's sperm banks is sufficient for the next 100 years.  I plan to make a deposit later today to insure the future survival of my gene pool!  However, that may present a small problem because of my recent prostate removal.  Guess I will have to work twice as hard to get half as much!

1 comment:

  1. Today the only valid way to be a white male is to transition from a female.

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