The search for the identity of the infamous "Ice Man" has finally been solved, after an anonymous bartender steps forward and fingers SCOTUS nominee, Brett Kavanaugh as the mystery man. The entity that tossed an ice cube at a patron who he was having a dispute with back in 1985. Shocking incidents like this must not go unpunished and the ACLU has stepped forward demanding that the 'Ice Man' be given life without parole and confined to the California Department of Corrections unit, located at one of the world's hottest sites, in Death Valley. A location reserved for reactionary conservative offenders who have dared to challenge the absolute supremacy of what is fast becoming the new order of a national socialist state.
Above is a rare image of young Brett delivering
his WMD (block of ice) to an unsuspecting victim.
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