Anonymous White House sources are reporting that President Donald Trump is prepared to offer Assistant Attorney General Rob Rosenstein the Ambassadorship to Outer Mongolia at their Oval Office meeting this Thursday. It should be noted that among the perks of that office is a rent free suite at the American Embassy located in Ulaanbaatar, the capital city. The ambassadors suite comes with hot and cold running water, that is only available on Friday night. And a small herd of goats that provide the ambassador and his family with a generous supply of goat's milk and tasty bar-b-Que on special occasions. This position also allows for annual paid 2 week vacations, but with the ambassador having to pay the airfare from Ulaanbaatar to New York City which cost $30,000 dollars for a first class ticket, luggage is extra. That price also included one meal of stewed camel meat guaranteed to be sand-free aboard Air Mongolia.
Should Rob Rosenstein refuse this generous offer he will be given a undercover FBI agent's field position in Tijuana, Mexico. The food there is great especially the tacos, provided you first pick out the cat hairs. But don't drink the water!
Ambassador to Jupiter would be better.
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