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Horrible: Just confirmed,Brett Kavanaugh pulled wings off Butterfly when he was 8 yrs old

Breaking News:  Three co-conspirators have come forward and are now willing to testify under oath that supreme court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, spitefully committed a crime against nature by pulling the wings off a butterfly when he was 8 years old and in the third grade.  Furthermore the ASPCB (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Butterflies) is condemning the actions of the then young Kavanaugh, "saying this action must not go unpunished'!  The Democrats on the Senate Judiciary are now demanding that the hearings on this Butterfly Molester be re-opened!  

Adding fuel to this growing crisis on Capital Hill is the revelation that Judge Kavanaugh is known to have a collection of Butterflies gracing the walls of his Washington office.  A collection that was just  recently seized by agents of the FBI.  This horrendous display of man's inhumanity to butterflies is now being held somewhere in the bowels of the Hoover Building next to a un-redacted copy of the infamous Trump Dossier!

Who is the accuser in the Kavanaugh case?  An intriguing in-depth new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating  today states that a Stanford University Psychiatry Professor named Dr. Christine Blasey has become the latest centerpiece of a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plot to harm President Trump with her last-minute allegation, just days prior to US Senate confirmation, that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh had attempted to sexually assault her over 30 years ago when they were teenage school children—while being kept from the American people about Dr. Blasey is that she currently oversees the CIA Undergraduate Internship Program Stanford University developed by the notorious CIA-connected Stanford University Psychiatric Professor Dr. Frederick T. Melges—who himself, in 1985, took into his care the homeless woman Lois Lang who assassinated CIA paymaster Nick Deak—and that afterwards saw the CIA’s black operations monies being controlled by Ralph G. Blasey Jr.—who, not so mysteriously, just happens to be the father of Dr. Christine Blasey. 

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  1. Watch out Brett, those Dems are going to pull your arms off.

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