Mueller moves from Collusion to Conspiracy

Apparently after finding no evidence of collusion in his 'Russia Russia Russia' witch hunt, Investigator-in-Chief, Robert Mueller is searching for another mythical 'pot of gold' presidential Conspiracy.  One must wonder what will be next?  Maybe, just maybe he will follow a money trail in hope he can prove that Donald Trump stole a dollar from his mother's purse in the 1950's!  Really why should Mueller ever, ever end his quest for that elusive 'pot of gold' when he has unlimited funds (thanks to you generous taxpayers) and a unspecified term length.  A term limit that could only end with him on his death bed.  Or maybe Attorney General, Jeff Sessions will grow a set and end this madness!