Weight Watchers Anonymous to open new World Headquarter in Caracas, Venezuela

Although the United Nations has refused to recognize Venezuela's growing reputation as the weight-loss capital of the globe; because of that organization's domination by the "people's socialist states of the world.  Nevertheless, Weight Watchers Anonymous will open it's new headquarter there.  With the new improved motto of "Lose weight the old fashion way, one empty spoon at a time!"  For obvious reasons officials of this oil rich socialist nation in Caracas have been reluctant to approve the paper work needed for Weight Watchers to begin construction on their new corporate headquarters.