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Commander-in-Chief Trump endorses new Army Dating Service

Taking a page from the progressive multi-multiculturalism playbook in an effort to silence those who would accuse him of Islamophobia, President Trump has endorsed the new army dating service.  A service designed to ensure that each and every follower of the Prophet is able to hookup with those 72 promised virgins.

1 comment:

  1. Our Marines consider it their duty to provide the opportunity for them to meet
    their 'virgins'

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