Kennedy puts Man on Moon while Obama puts Man in Ladies Room

The first year JFK was in office, 1961 he promised that America would put a man on the moon that decade.  The first year BHO was in office he opposed gay marriage but now because of support and probably pressure from the LGBT community he not only supports gay marriage but is promising to put a man in every ladies room in the country---well that's not exactly true, the ones used by Malia and Sasha will be exempt from this presidential decree!