PETA condemns shooting of Gorilla to save little boy's life

Officials at the Cincinnati Zoo are being strongly condemned today for shooting a rare 400 lb. silver back gorilla named Harambe.  The large ape had grabbed and drug a small young boy several yards after the little toddler had strayed into it's habitat.  Officials were unable to use a tranquilizing dart for fear it would not work quickly enough to keep the great ape from ripping the youngster apart, so lethal force was used and the threatening ape killed.  But as you might suspect many animal rights groups are up in arms over the murder (that's how they see it) of their beloved Harambe.  After all poor Harambe was very rare specimen, whereas millions of little boys are wondering the streets of America.  Yes, the boy's mother shares some of the blame and should be appropriately punished for her inattention to what her child was doing.  That said, the Zoo officials has little choice.  After all what is the most important----the life of a little boy or that of a hairy ape?  Of course, many on the progressive left will fall in line behind behind Harambe, the Gorilla!  I suppose the difference between progressives and conservatives on this issue is that on one would say "shoot the Ape" while the other would say, "Let's wait and see what the Ape does"!  I'll let you decide which is which!

View the below short video and you make the call!   

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Progressives waive foreign flags as they welcome home Baby Killers from Nam

American soldiers returning from their tour of duty in Vietnam, were welcomed by the then progressive left, not has heroes but as baby killers.  They young products of our great universities often spat on returning troops and greeted them by waving the same North Vietnamese flag our brave troops fought against in the war.  On this memorial day we celebrate the memory of those who served in Nam and all others wars in which Americans served and died.  But now just as in the days of the Vietnam War, we once again see that same ugliness rearing it's head on college campuses across the nation.  A ugliness that seeks not to understand, but condemn without reason or logic those that disagree with their warped perception of what this nation stands for.  A perception, spurred on, not only by the children of those who spat on our returning veterans while at the same time calling them baby killers and every other vile name;  but by the man who sits in the Oval Office who pretends to love and respect our men and women in uniform while all the time hating the very thing they represent and the nation they serve.  Today, this Memorial Day, few flags honoring those millions who have served will fly above the walls of academia across this nation.  Because to the university elites of today, there is little difference between those they called baby killers back in the late 1960's and those that wear the uniform today.  I'm sorry that the sheer madness that swept across the campus greens during the War in Vietnam is still alive and well.  And the perceived baby killers of that era still walk in the military, if only in the twisted minds of campus elites.  By Ron Russell  

How Progressives see Muslim Palestinians

Many on the American left hate the Jewish state of Israel.  A state that has the only true democracy in the entire Middle East.  The only state that is truly tolerant of all religions and yet, progressives feel that Jews are interlopers in a land they layed claim too, centuries before the Prophet ever walked the earth.  Liberal Logic is something to behold!  

The best Pro-Trump Recruitment Tool --- The Mexican Flag

Have you noticed all of those unwelcome anti-Trump visitors from  land of the re-fried bean at Trump Rallies waving those those flags with that wanna-a-be eagle and snake on it.  You can bet most American's have.  All I have to say about them is just keep it up, because that's the best recruitment tool Donald Trump can have.  Hope someone somewhere is manufacturing more of those third world country rags!

Answering the anti-Trump protesters in California

Rioting has broken out in San Diego following the Trump rally.  The anti-Trump protesters are flying Mexican flags.  This is simply my response to these hate America protesters. 

Why Trump calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas is seen as the ultimate insult to Progressives

Following the many attacks by Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren on Donald Trump, he began to refer to her as "Pocahontas".  Pocahontas was the daughter of Chief Potwhatan of the Tsenacommacah tribe in Virginia and according to legend she saved the life of John Smith.  Later she would marry Virginia tobacco planter John Rolfe.  Trump is using Pocahontas, in describing Senator Warren because of her past claim to be a native American.  And using that claim to get special treatment when applying to Harvard University.  What gets liberals so mad when Trump uses the phrase "Pocahontas" is that she more so than any other Native American is despised by the left.  You see, Pocahontas committed the unforgivable sin of saving a white man and then some years later marrying another.  And to compare this treasonous Indian princess with their beloved Elizabeth Warren is seen as the ultimate insult not only to progressives but  to women as well.    

10 Top slogans of the Democratic Party

10.  Bitterly clinging to taxes and abortion.

9.    We didn't destroy your freedoms; you can visit them
        at the Smithsonian.

8.     If you want us to listen to your opinion, move to Europe.

7.     Someday, none of this will be yours.

6.     We can't fix terrorism, so who cares?

5.     Please don't vote us out!  None of us can do real jobs.

4.     Why the Founding Fathers limited government:  Racism!

3.     Reducing America's carbon footprint one job at a time.

2.     America:  We just can't wait to see how it ENDS!

1.     Making everything in this country FREE except you.  

Louisiasa to make killing a Cop a Hate Crime

While the city of San Francisco has reconfirmed it's sanctuary city status allowing criminals from south of the border to freely walk the streets of the City by the Bay, the state of Louisiana could become the first state to pass a law that would make it a hate crime to kill a cop or other first responders.  And just to think many people in this country think those in California are smarter and better educated than people in other parts of the country.  Guess it's not how much you learn in school, but rather what you learn.  

Boyz n' the Hoodies

BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND  THE LEAST REV. AL SHARPTON, THE RACE-BAITERS PAL, HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION WITH FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED.  AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE CO-CONSPIRATOR ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE THE ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.  THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.

A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW THE LORETTA LYNCH JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL  OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.   

Recently, President Obama was asked what would he do should Congress fail to act on this pending bill.  He replied, that if Republicans do not pass it, he would simply issue another Executive Order and fund that decree by using funds from the Defense Department.  Obama continued, after all an entry level private in the military makes a whopping $1468 per month and that comes out to about $9 per hour based on a 40 hour work week, which actually makes them over paid considering the fact they get free meals and board.  When asked about his call to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour, the President responded with what was probably the most honest statement he has made since being in office,  "most of those hard working Americans in minimum wage jobs in the private sector are Democrats and for some reason unknown to me most of those in the military are Republicans. So why should I raise their pay to $15, after all they don't vote for me".  I suppose that was his one Trumpian moment!  Just a little satire, so don't get your panties in a wad.
By Ron Russell  

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The Sheer Madness of Self-Identification

According to both Loretta Lynch and his highness, Barack Obama, a bearded man with male parts swinging between his legs should be able to enter the Ladies Room if he identifies as a woman while going through the door.  That kind of liberal logic would dictate that a 14 year old who chooses to self-identify as a 21 year old should be able to make his purchase at the local liquor store.  And that a 45 year old who identifies as a 65 year old be able to get social security as well as movie discount tickets.  But wait, progressives would claim the 14 year old would have to show proof proof of age before buying that bottle of whiskey.  Guess that's true, but then shouldn't that bearded interloper entering the women's restroom have to drop his pants to prove his has a vagina!  According to this twisted progressive logic why should Donald Trump have to run for president----he should just self-identify as commander-in-chief and boldly enter the door of the Oval Office.  But then, I suppose he can wait until Jan. 20, 2017!!!

Obama will have to fly commercial after Jan 20, 2017

I have a hot tip for all you gamblers out there.  A sure thing---Trump will have a plane bigger than Obama's after January 20, 2017! 

Sexual Abused women scorned by Hillary

Click on above image to see what Hillary thinks 

about women who were abused by Bubba!

Bill Clinton speaks out on Trump's Womanizing

Hillary never accused Bill of having "Lipstick on his Collar", but did question the lipstick on his shorts!  Both Bubba and Hillary need to stay away from the woman issue in this election cycle.  Neither have anything to brag about.  As a matter of fact, their is now a whole generation of voters who were too young to remember the Clinton sex scandals of the 1990's.  Scandals that millennials would find very distasteful today.  Hillary already has a problem with the youth vote, a problem that will not improve following the defeat of their beloved Bernie Sanders in what is clearly a rigged Democratic Primary.  A primary that has only one purpose, the coronation of her majesty, Hillary "Royal" Clinton. 

Hillary calls for Trump to release his Tax Returns

Hillary keeps all her secrets in a locked box, 

while demanding Donald release his tax returns.

Blood-sucking Parasites bring Zika Virus across Southern Border

Blood-sucking parasites crossing our southern border are bringing the deadly Zika virus to America.  This past week the Obama Administration call for Congress to appropriate some $2 billion dollars to fight these pest from the south before they wreak havoc on the nation.  Presumably, this money would be used to relocate young mosquitoes to middle class communities where they will be cared for and given walking around money until such a time they can find permanent blood-sucking jobs in the government.  

Thanks to Hope n' Change Cartoons for theme of this post. 

Washington Post Reporters go on Trump Hunt

The Washington Post as assigned dozens of reporters to look into Trump's past, while at the same time neglecting to explore the looming email and Clinton Foundation Scandals of Hillary.  Of course, the Post is not alone in this effort to smear Donald Trump.  They are joined by the New York Times and almost all of the major news outlets in the country. 

Kennedy puts Man on Moon while Obama puts Man in Ladies Room

The first year JFK was in office, 1961 he promised that America would put a man on the moon that decade.  The first year BHO was in office he opposed gay marriage but now because of support and probably pressure from the LGBT community he not only supports gay marriage but is promising to put a man in every ladies room in the country---well that's not exactly true, the ones used by Malia and Sasha will be exempt from this presidential decree!

Baltimore Mayor will not allow rioters and looters to travel to North Carolina

Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake will not authorize city officials to travel to North Carolina or Mississippi.  It seems that these two states have passed laws forbidding people who wear shoe mirrors from using the restroom of their choice by a mere flip of a coin.  Mississippi and North Carolina legislators have applauded this decision and are urging other big city progressive mayors to take similar actions.  Thank you Stephanie for not exporting Baltimore's looters and rioters to other states.  H/T to the good folks over at  Hope n' Change  for the above image and the theme of this post!

A Close Examination of the Facebook News Department

The bias of Facebook when it comes to trending news stories is obvious.  Let's face the truth, they have the right to do as they choose, but should never, never imply they are unbiased when it comes to reporting the facts.

Air Force One mysteriously disappears while landing at Hiroshima Airport

Obama will be the first sitting President to visit the thriving Japanese city of Hiroshima.  A city that was completely destroyed on August 6, 1945 by an America atomic bomb.  A few days later a second bomb was dropped on the city of Nagasaki bringing about an abrupt end to WWII.  The two bombs killed an estimated 200,000 people, but by ending the conflict a full scale invasion of the Japanese homeland was avoided.  A invasion that would have brought about the death of millions on both sides.  

However President Obama's apology tour to Hiroshima, was interrupted as Air Force One mysteriously disappeared from radar while on approach to the Hiroshima-Nishi Airport.

The mystery surrounding the disappearance of Obama and Air Force One remains unsolved and has only intensified after the recent discovery, of a metal plaque bearing the seal of the president of the United States, by a construction crew removing the last rubble from the A-bomb blast of some 70 years ago! 
By Ron Russell
Also Posted at Obama Satire        

Liberals see racism in Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

You can't make this $hit up.  A Portland school official has deemed the traditional peanut butter and jelly sandwich offensive and racist.  Just how long will it be before the black print on this white page is deemed racist by out of control progressives.  OMG everything and everyone in America is racist.

Read story here!    

Liberal intolerance is rampant in America

According to Liberals you must be a racist, sexist, homophobic inbred redneck America loving bigot if you disagree with them.  And if you disagree with that, without a doubt you are an ignorant flag waving patriot! 

Russia introduces chocolate-coated Ice Cream called Little Obama

A Russian company taking advantage of the chilly relationship between the USA and Russia has introduced a chocolate-coated ice cream featuring an little African boy with an earring.  The Obama state department has called this racist.   But really, to them everything is racist.  What if they had left off the chocolate-coating---guess that would have made the ice cream a symbol of white power!   Progressives just need to get over it and stop viewing almost everything thing through those racial tented glasses they all wear!

Do you fit the Criteria of a Racist Bigot

You might also add White Conservative Male to the above list!  But then you would have to be a thinking American uninfected by the elitist voices in academia and the media to know this!

Hillary wants to eliminate white coal mining jobs in Appalachia

Not too long ago, Hillary Clinton bragged about helping to shut down many coal companies in West Virginia throwing  Coal Miners, not under the bus, but out of work.  Recently one of these out-of-work miners confronted her about this, and of course being the forked tongued bitch witch she is, she quickly stated that her remarks were taken out of context.  The long and the short of this, is the mere fact that some 95% of Appalachian coal miners are white---had the reverse been true, those in the Obama administration would never have dared shut down these coal companies.  After all blacks are the strength of the Democratic Party, and no self-respecting Democrat would do anything that would threaten that alliance.  So this dust-up is not about the Black Coal, but the increasingly conservative white hands that mine it.  And yes, I am taking a page out of the progressive playbook by playing the race card. 

5 Best anti-Hillary Memes

Hillary for Dog Catcher in 2016

Trump takes another big step on the road to the Oval Office

Donald Trumps overwhelming victory in tonight's Indiana primary practically assures that he will get the necessary votes on the first ballot at the GOP Convention.  One must wonder however, if the surrounding at the White House will be equal to those at Trump Tower.  But then there's Air Force One and of course Marine One, plus free gasoline and a thousand other perks that go with the office.

Voyage to the Planet of the Negroes

After 5 years on a Mars mission 4 cracker astronauts have landed near  the aircraft carrier USS Al Sharpton formally know as the USS Ronald Reagan.  Upon landing these 4 Crackers were taken into custody by the forces of the peoples liberation army and taken to an undisclosed location near the Cuban port of Guantanamo Bay.   Where Cuban revolutionary forces under the command of Fidel and Raoul Castro along with the ghost of Che Guevara will begin the indoctrination of these astronauts before their are relocated to White Reservations  in the southwestern United States.  Reservations strictly designated for white males only.  The negro leaders of the new Black Nation of "Black lives Matter" will determine their ultimate fate!  Things never stay the same and Obama did promise to bring about fundamental change!  Just a little spoof poking fun at that old Charlton Heston movie "Planet of the Apes".  Just thought to mention this as most millennials are not familiar with ancient history.  Come to think of it, the only history they know is the last 10 calls they got on their cell phone!      

May Day aka Millennial "Free Stuff Day"

Today in May 1, better know as May Day or International Workers Day.   "Workers Day", what a fu*king oxymoron!  Here in America it should be called American non-workers day.  The biggest parades will be in the large cities and near major universities across the nation.  Most demonstrations will be held in the afternoon as those participating will have to recover from their Saturday night beige!  Note the bandannas on the faces of some of the young communist socialist above.  A good indicator they have more than a peaceful demonstration planned.  Wonder if they are planning acts of violence and want to hide their identity from the prying eyes of those CCTV cameras and police on the scene!  At any rate we can expect thousands of these neo-communist to fill the streets today demanding free stuff and calling all Conservative Americans Racist!