Bashar al-Assad to assist U.S. in vetting Syrian Refugees

SYRIAN PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD PLEDGES TO OPEN HIS GOVERNMENT DATA BASES TO U.S. AGENTS IN ORDER TO ASSURE THAT ISIS MEMBERS DO NOT SNEAK INTO THE UNITED STATES DISGUISED AS INNOCENT SYRIAN REFUGEES.  THE OBAMA STATE DEPARTMENT IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING HIS OFFER.  OOPS, WOULD NOT AN ISIS ATTACK IN THE HOMELAND DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM ASSAD TO ISIS. DAMN WE HAVE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT AS WELL AS THEIR BOSSES IN THE WHITE HOUSE.    
by  Ron Russell