What if Putin demanded the return of Alaska to Mother Russia

RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN DEMANDED THE RETURN OF ALASKA TO RUSSIA AT TODAY'S UN MEETING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA.  SOURCES REVEALED THAT THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE RUSSIAN PROPOSAL UNDER CONSIDERATION.  ACCORDING TO PUTIN THE DEAL BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND CZAR ALEXANDER II IN 1867, WAS ILLEGAL IN THAT THE CZAR WAS NOT A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE.  AND FURTHERMORE THE PRICE OF $7.2 MILLION, WHICH CONVERTS TO ONLY $.02 AN ACRE,  WAS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE FOR MINERAL RICH ALASKA.   
Meme and text by Ron Russell