I Dreamed Obama was a Fricking Frog

LAST NITE I DREAMED THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM.  

I DREAMED THAT OBAMA WAS A FRICKING FROG IN MY UTOPIA!  

AND I SILENCED HIS ENDLESS CROAKING!

BUT THEN I WOKE AND REALIZED IT WAS JUST A STUPID DREAM.  

OH TO SLEEP PERCHANCE TO DREAM AGAIN.  
BUT I DO WONDER JUST HOW LOUD A  FROG CROAKS BEFORE IT CROAKS!!!!!!