Knuckle-Dragging Redneck needs help buying Beer and Ammo

THIS OLD MISSISSIPPI KNUCKLE-DRAGGING REDNECK IS IN DESPERATE STRAIGHTS.  THE PRICE OF BEER AND AMMO (WHEN YOU CAN FIND IT) ARE SOARING BECAUSE OF THE POLICIES OF OBAMA AND HIS COHORTS.  THEY SEEM TO HAVE LITTLE CONCERN FOR THE BEER DRINKING, GUN SHOOTING REDNECKS OF MIDDLE AMERICA.  THEY HAVE EVEN CUT BACK THE SUPPLY OF WATER TO BREWERIES IN CALIFORNIA OVER CONCERNS ABOUT THE LIFE-STYLE OF THE DELTA SMELT (A MINNOW FOUND IN SMALL STREAMS IN THAT STATE.  AS FOR AMMO, HELL MOST OF THE TIME YOU CANNOT EVEN FIND IT.  AND ON THAT RARE OCCASION WHEN YOU DO THE PRICE IS THROUGH THE ROOF BECAUSE OF OBAMA IMPOSED RULES AND REGULATIONS.  SO THIS OLD REDNECK IS PLEADING, HELL BEGGING FOR YOUR HELP.  JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO BEER AND AMMO.