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Headless Horsemen deployed to Iraq

IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE MILITARY HAS DEPLOYED A NEW SECRET WEAPON TO IRAQ AND SYRIA.  IT HAD BEEN RUMORED FOR MONTHS THAT THE ARMY WAS ACTIVELY RECRUITING IN AND AROUND THE SMALL HAMLET OF SLEEPY HOLLOW IN NEW YORK STATE.  UNTIL THIS TIME THE REASON WAS A MYSTERY.  THE ARMY IS NOW REVEALING THAT A FULL BATTALION OF HEADLESS HORSEMAN HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO BATTLE ISIS.  AND JUST AS PRESIDENT OBAMA PROMISED THERE WILL BE NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND.  WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN WERE QUICK TO POINT OUT THE PRESIDENT NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT "HOOFS ON THE GROUND"!  THIS NEW ARMY IS STRIKING FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF ISIS FIGHTERS AND THEY APPEAR TO BE AT A LOSS AS WHAT TO DO WITH THE THOSE FEW THEY HAVE CAPTURED (NO HEADS TO CUT OFF.  IT SEEMS THAT ISIS HAS NOW OPENED A GITMO-LIKE FACILITY SOMEWHERE NORTH OF BAGHDAD TO HANDLE THESE INFIDELS.  MEANWHILE AT THE WHITE HOUSE THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO INSIST THAT ISIS IS NOT ISLAMIC AND WE ARE NOT AT WAR AS THE ROAR OF "HOOFS ON THE GROUND" CAN BE HEARD ABOVE THE SOUND OF BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR. 
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