Keeping a straight face.

NANCY PELOSI IS TELLING US THAT NO MORE CUTS CAN BE MADE IN THE FEDERAL BUDGET, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THE WHITE HOUSE ALWAYS FINDS MONEY FOR LAVISH PRESIDENTIAL VACATIONS TO AFRICA AND MARTHA'S VINEYARD.  THEY ALSO HAVE FOUND THE MONEY NECESSARY TO KEEP CONGRESSIONAL STAFFERS OFF OF OBAMACARE.  PELOSI MAY HAVE ONE THING RIGHT HOWEVER, NO MORE CUTS CAN BE MADE ON HER FACE---THERE COMES A POINT WHERE EVEN THE PLASTIC SURGEON IS POWERLESS.  BESIDES OBAMACARE DOESN'T COVER THAT, SORRY FORGOT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT EXCELLENT HEALTH PLAN SHE HAS FORCED ON OTHERS. SOME HAVE WONDERED WHY NANCY PELOSI CAN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN LYING.  ONLY HER PLASTIC SURGEON KNOWS THE REAL TRUTH.  THANKS TO HOPE n CHANGE CARTOONS