New TSA regulations require all fliers board planes in the Nude.

TSA CHECKPOINT MAY SOON BE A THING OF THE PAST AS AL-QAEDA IS REPORTED TO HAVE DEVELOPED A EXPLOSIVE THAT WHEN CLOTHES ARE WASHED IN IT THEN DRIED IT BECOMES VIRTUALLY UNDETECTABLE.  THAT WOULD REQUIRE  ALL FUTURE AIR-TRAVELERS BOARD PLANES IN THE NUDE, THEREBY ELIMINATING THE NEED FOR TSA GROPERS. AND THOSE INFAMOUS X-RAY MACHINES.  MEMBERS OF "ANAL" AMERICAN NUDIST ASSOCIATION LIMITED ARE REPORTED TO BE ESTATIC OVER THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT.  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS REPORTLY PREPARING  TO HAVE THE TSA ENFORCE NEW REGULATIONS ON NUDE FLYING.  HOWEVER, IN KEEPING WITH PAST TRADITIONS OF NOT HAVING MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNMENT COMPLY WITH EXISTING RULES AND REGULATIONS GOVERNING THE GENERAL PUBLIC, THOSE MEMBERS OF HIS STAFF AND THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WILL BE EXEMPT FROM THIS NEW "EXECUTIVE ACTION"