"BO" the First Dog gets Airlifted to Martha's Vineyard

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT, BO THE FIRST DOG, IS BEING AIRLIFTED TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD VIA MARINE HELICOPTER.  BO WAS NOT ALLOWED TO TRAVEL WITH THE FIRST FAMILY FOR FEAR, IF FOR SOME UNSEEN TRAGEDY OCCURRED NOT ONLY WOULD WE LOSE THE FIRST FAMILY, BUT THE NATIONS FIRST DOG.  THE NATION COULD NOT STAND THE LOST OF BARACK OBAMA AND BO ON THE SAME DAY.  THEREFORE THE MARINES WERE SENT IN TO RESCUE BO FROM HIS SOLITUDE AT THE NOW DESERTED WHITE HOUSE AND REUNITE HIM WITH HIS BELOVED MASTER WHO IN ON VACATION ON THE "GULF COAST" AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD!  NOT ON THE GULF COAST YOU SAY---JUST ASK OBAMA WHERE CHARLESTON, S.C. AND DAYTONA BEACH ARE.  HELL HE KNOWS EVERYTHING, AND AFTER ALL HE IS A CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYER AND A GRADUATE  OF A SCHOOL SOMEWHERE---BY THE WAY WHERE ARE THOSE TRANSCRIPTS.