Birth Certificate! He Don't Need No Stinking Birth Certificate!

HE IS RIGHT, HE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE! CONSTITUTION! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CONSTITUTION! HELL, ACCORDING TO THOSE IN THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT IT'S OUTDATED ANYWAY! AFTER ALL THEY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ALL OF US AND THAT STINKING CONSTITUTION JUST GETS IN THEIR WAY!