Sources have just confirmed that Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's top aid and wife of Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger, is officially missing. The same sources confirm that the NYPD's Marine Division is dragging the East River near the home of Huma. In what could be a related story, police records show that two bags of cement were recently stolen from a construction site near the Abedin residence. Hillary Clinton was asked about the mysterious disappearance of Huma, her top aide who she had once referred to as her second daughter. The Democratic Presidential candidate replied, that it was a Vast Right-wing Conspiracy that sent Huma to her watery grave. When asked what she meant about "watery grave", Hillary simply said "it is common knowledge that Huma lived near the East River". Chelsea Clinton, when learning about the strange disappearance of Huma (Hillary's second daughter), confirmed that she and family were taking an extended vacation to a private villa she owns on a small island in the Tongan archipelago. Additional, Chelsea made a point of telling reporters that she had little knowledge of the inner workings of the Clinton Foundation and never used emails.
OF COURSE THE ABOVE IS A SATIRICAL FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF EVENTS SURROUNDING THE CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL, BUT DOES CONTAIN A LIBERAL SPRINKLING OF TRUTH.