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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Definition of Oxymoron

MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM INTO A NURSERY SO WE COULD STILL BE "ALONE TOGETHER" IN OUR BEDROOM AND WHILE I LISTENED IN "DEAFENING SILENCE" I REALIZED THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE LOVE".  ALL OF THE PHRASES ENCLOSED IN QUOTES ARE OXYMORON'S AND COMMONLY USED, BUT THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN OXYMORON CAN BE FOUND BELOW.

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1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

We should all wear the name tag, "He Hate Me".